However, imagine my dismay this morning when I could not find my BLACK TURTLENECK SWEATER.
WHAT?!?!?
The most basic and holy of wardrobe essentials, gone!??!? What the heck am I supposed to wear now? It's FREEZING!
Here is a glimpse into the closet carnage that went along with the horrifying realization that I did NOT have the right black turtleneck sweater... I didn't even have the wrong turtleneck sweater! Geesh.
If you've seen my sweater, please tell him that I miss him very much and want him to come home. There's no need to stay away - I promise to wear him more! It is winter, after all...